We Make Observability Work
A small team of engineers who have spent years building telemetry pipelines, custom collectors, and monitoring plugins for some of the largest companies in the world.
Why “Plumbers”?
Because that is literally what we do. Telemetry is plumbing. Data flows through pipes, hits collectors, gets routed, filtered, and delivered to backends. When something leaks or backs up, someone has to get in there and fix it. That someone is us.
We have built custom OpenTelemetry collectors, monitoring plugins, and integrations for Oracle, VMware, Dell, NetApp, Rivian, and others. Over 20 shipped solutions and counting. Most of our work runs in production at Fortune 100 scale, which means it has to actually work at 3 AM when someone gets paged.
We are a small team on purpose. It means you talk to the people who do the work, not an account manager who relays messages. And we build things your team can own and run without us, because vendor lock-in is just as bad in consulting as it is in software.

What We Care About
Practicality
We build what works in production, not what looks good in a slide deck. Every recommendation we make, we have shipped ourselves.
Partnership
We embed with your team, not above it. We want you to outgrow us because you learned the hard parts, not because you got tired of us.
Curiosity
Observability moves fast. We stay deep in the OTEL community and the cloud ecosystems so we can bring you what actually matters.
Follow-through
We show up, we finish, and we stick around to make sure it holds. No disappearing after the SOW is signed.
Ready to Work Together?
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